well, i've been having a bad day. and THEN i got an email from a friend that made me laugh. out loud. sorry for the cursing. i don't condone that language.

RHYMES FOR THE 21ST CENTURY
Future of Nursery Rhymes

Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall,
Humpty Dumpty had a great fall.
The structure of the wall was incorrect,
So he won a grand with Claims Direct.

It's Raining, It's Pouring.
Oh shit, it's Global Warming.

Mary had a little lamb,
her father shot it dead.
Now it goes to school with her,
between two chunks of bread.

Simple Simon met a pie man going to the fair.
Said Simple Simon to the pie man,
'What have u got there?'
Said the pie man unto Simon,
'Pies you dickhead.'

Mary had a little lamb,
it ran into a pylon.
10,000 volts went up its arse,
and turned its wool to nylon.

Georgie Porgie Pudding and Pie,
kissed the girls and made them cry.
When the boys came out to play,
he kissed them too cause he was gay.

Jack and Jill
Went up the hill
And planned to do some kissing.
Jack made a pass,
and grabbed her ass
Now two of his teeth are missing.

Mary had a little lamb,
Its fleece was white and wispy.
Then it caught Foot and Mouth Disease,
And now it's black and crispy.

I hope it made you laugh a little. at least chuckle. which was your favourite? name the mary's as 1, 2, 3 according to their order...first, second, third. but i didn't have to tell you guys that 'cause you're smart.

overwhelmed. my new favouritest word in the dictionary.
or at least one i use almost every second of my life.
to the tune of jingle bells:

overwhelmed, overwhelmed, o'erwhelmed all the time.
it's no fun to be o'erwhelmed yet you just cannot hide, NO!
overwhelmed, overwhelmed, o'erwhelmed all the time.
i'm so overwhelmed that i could just cry.

there that is my song. that is how i feel.

buenos dias to jonathan.

*ahem* well then, hasn't this been a while.
i feel like i've been needing someone to talk to...
where best to express your feelings than to the world wide web?!?!

it's been nine months since i've last posted.
just thought i'd let you all know...

IT'S A GIRL!
i was expecting, that's why i've been gone...for 9 months.

she's so pretty...now i can sing "Isn't She Lovely" and mean it :P

but hopefully you all know i'm joking...like honestly.

life's a blast right now. a hectic, non-stop, stressful, yelling and crying filled blast.
it makes me kind of happy...and sad...and excited...and anxious.
i love life. i love it. and i love the people in mine...THAT'S ALL OF YOU GUYS!

*sigh* alright. i guess i can explain about the whole "purple sweater" thing. i need a purple sweater 'cause my choir is singing in hamilton and we wanted everyone to have "coloured" sweaters. sopranos got orange, guys got green, and the wonderfully amazing altos got purple. i don't like actual purple as a sweater colour, it bothers me. i want a dark purple or an aubergine wine colour...but whatever.

it's so crazy that i have like nothing to post anymore...it's like i'm going into a "i don't feel like talking to you if i can't text you" mode...it scares me. i must say i am very, very afraid. oh well...what can i do.

this is a warning to jonathan. do not forget that "thing" you have to return to me. i will shoot you. don't test me. i will.

i am happy. i am oh, oh, OH so happy. and i don't know why. i really don't. i'm doing math, it's a snow day, all is at peace in my world...that might be it....hmmm dunno.

life's pretty good...2nd semester rocks. amazing classes with amazing people...not all the people i want to be in classes with but i can cope.

i want to play in the snow i really do...i just don't have anyone to play with....brampton kinda sucks for that. OOOO i could go shopping! i need to find a purple sweater....long story, don't ask.

anyway maybe i'll add more later...

hooookie! it's been a while since i've posted. but it's the same with everyone else 'cause of exams. BUT THEY'RE OVER NOW AND I'M OH OH OH SO HAPPY! it's so crazy how relieved i am. new semester's starting, new classes that are gonna rock...IT'S LIKE A DREAM! except it's school, so it's obviously not. but i'm too tired to write anything more..just a quick update.

this is my 50th post! MILESTONE!

so anyway it's a snow day today. my dream has been fulfilled, winter has arrived, we've gotten a day off school because of it, but i'm not happy. what about all the work that has to be done? is everything gonna get put back a day? are they just gonna say "oh well"? like this is WAY too big for an oh well. i dunno, i just hope nothing gets too screwed up and everyone stays happy and not stressed...today's a study day if you want to think of it that way...it might make you feel better.

wow guys. there are like no days left in this semester. we're about to embark on our 3rd last semester of high school...ever. (unless you plan on failing or doing a "victory lap"). just thought i'd let you realize....

i wrote a poem:

life is fun

life is good

life is life

pretty good eh. took me all of 20 seconds. see, i learn lots in english.

yay! it's new years! time for resolutions....

1. get smarter -- i don't think it's possible. not because i'm dumb, but because i'm so brilliant already.

2. actually do homework instead of talking on msn -- pfff. yeah right.

3. try not to be mean to people -- i'm already not so mean so i guess i'm halfway done! oh...but then there's my brother...but i'm supposed to be nice to people i don't think that includes brothers.

4. keep my job -- they all love me, it'll be a piece of cake.

5. get a boyfriend -- ha. ha. it was a joke. *rolling eyes*

yeah i can't think of any more...but i'm practically done those already...except for the first two...but i don't think those are possible so it's okay. i'm only human, i can't do impossible things.

oh my goodness! i just remember the movie thumbalina and the song jackamo sings...(8) you're sure to do impossible things, when you follow your heart...(8)

well i guess i just have to follow my heart and then i'll be set! :P

today is not a happy day.

today bad news was delivered.

today i want to cry but i know i shouldn't.

today my soul is uneasy and my life disturbed.

today is a day i want to skip forever.

today is a day i never want to repeat.

*sigh*. it's 12:04, Christmas is over...it's kinda sad, but hey, what are you going to do? it was good this year...there wasn't really a lot of anticipation building up to it, seen as i forgot it was Christmas most of the time but still. it was fun. family came over. gifts were awesome. food was awesome. family was awesome. finally finding someone who wanted to play monopoly with me for 3 hours was awesome. and it's all gonna happen again tomorrow. that's right. 2 Christmases in a row...i've never done that before...

so anyway, now that Christmas is over, i'm looking forward to spending the rest of vaca with friends...i miss my friends...i know i have my invisible friends that i can always talk to, but it's always more helpful if i'm actually talking to real people. flesh and blood such as myself.

well...i have some other stuff to say...deeper stuff but i'll let that wait until after tomorrow...maybe wednesday. i need to get some sleep because wal-mart is having the BEST boxing day sale tomorrow and i need to get there for 6:30...i doubt it's gonna happen, but still a girl can dream....

WRITTEN ON TUESDAY:

welllll, do your ears hang low? my ears don't hang low...

so i did my band playing test this morning...and i screwed up...TWICE! i screwed up on the thirds scale AND on mozart. but he didn't ask me to play a lot which was REALLY good...it was this i was content with.

and then i went to tim's with nicole and kathleen...WHEN WE WERE ACTUALLY ALLOWED TO UNLIKE SOME PEOPLE! *ahem, ahem* you know who you are :P

WRITTEN ON WEDNESDAY:

oh. my. gosh. i am so. so. tired it's crazy.

so i had to stay after school to work on my english movie because none of it was edited. that was bad. and then jonathan was working also. that was worse. and then he actually came into the room after he was finished working and sat there, distracting me while i was trying to edit my movie. that was the WORST!

but anyway, i gto the movie edited. it's a really crappy job. really jumpy no breaks, no fades, no sound effects...it's insane. but i'll probably try to speed up some little parts..and edit miliseconds off of some scenes...ugh. i hate movies!!

OH! but the ROM was tres, tres excitant! it was so much fun! emily was in my group and she really wanted to go see the dinosaurs, but that exhibit isn't open until august...so she sulked a little but they had 2 that we could look at...they were kinda cool. and then they're doing the new structure on the ROM that is so intense! it like juts out of the new building at weird angles, and it's just AAAHHHH!! it was crazy. but that is finished in june, so we've made a proposal to go...i think we're gonna be museum nerds from now on...there are just too many good things to miss!

so that was my day practically...oh yeah and i was just kidding about the jonathan thing being the worst...he found me a pen that i used so i guess i gained something out of the experience ;)

I USED CHRISTMAS COLOURS!! but just this once...

okay!! just realized something....IT'S MY ONE YEAR ANNIVERSARY ON BLOGGER!! YAY!
(8) happy anniversary to meeee. happy anniversary to meee. happy anniversary to MEEEEeeee! happy anniversary toooo meeeEEEE!(8)
i will be expecting presents on monday...yeah that's right.

yeah don't really have anything else to say except...ENGLISH MOVIE'S GONNA SUCK!! can anyone come up with any ideas to make it better? we're thinking of making it a hyper-realistic puppet show...yeah that's as good as we've got!

has anyone else had it that when something happened to someone close to you that made them happy you were all of a sudden really happy too? like, you know that it isn't happening to you and it has no direct impact on your life, good or bad, but yet...it's like this joy that comes over you...am i crazy? i hope not...because if i was...it would be bad, but it would explain a lot. hmm..something to think about.

so anyway, i have to official extend a "GOOD JOB!" to all of those who were in the play yesterday. you guys did an amazing, amazing job...and it makes me proud *sniff, sniff*. yeah but honestly you guys were pretty awesome! it didn't turn out to be a waste! lol, JUST KIDDING!

oh yeah...and rata..."I...AM AN ASS!" :P

i am so beat!! i don't understand it's like life is going at a faster pace and i have to run really fast just to keep up. there was that concert thursday night, i had to go to a sikh "gurdwara" friday for my project day (i'll tell more later), work on friday until close (11), work saturday open (9) to 5, practice for a play saturday night, play sunday morning, party sunday afternoon...and now here i am, sunday night with all my homework waiting to be done. and this isn't just normal weekend homework, yeah all that "skipping" class, comes at a price.

so anyway, this sikh temple thing was actually pretty interesting. i'm not sure they completely understood that i just wanted to observe their worship, i think they were actually trying to convert us...but it was really awkward like they were treating a book like a god, like...how people would treat i dunno...a really, really famous person. it was so WEIRD! they bowed to the book, the book had it's own bed and bedroom (that was really cool, by the way). it was just insane. the only gross thing was that we had to take off our shoes outside and walk EVERYWHERE...pretty nar-sty if you ask me. but yeah, i left with...an interesting understanding of the sikh religion. and the thing is that they KNEW we were from another religion, like obviously we're not middle eastern but it's like they knew we were Christians. i thought that was cool, because we're supposed to be a light to the world and in a place where we were trying to have a "low profile" they totally picked up on it...i dunno, i thought i was cool.

so anyway, i have homework to go do and this has already taken me long enough :P

well...hasn't school just be so interesting lately??? interesting, but there's a lot of work...or maybe it's because i haven't really been in my classes lately...yeah that's probably it. i just have fun in other people's classes though...IS THAT SO BAD?? during computer science where i am? art...history?? block...or the library. world religions? block...or in the hallway for the past couple days...but i was good, all 3rd period i stayed in my class! YAY ME! lol, it was that and when i DID come by the block class, it looked like you were all getting in trouble. everyone was actually sitting down and westerhof was speaking with his hands making angry gestures...at least that's what it looked like from outside. and leyna wasn't in the library...leyna do you understand that i DEPEND on you to be in that library?? on that last computer? you've been letting me down..... :(

so, no one can actually say that block isn't a slacker class...no one does anything...a big group of guys walking down the hall during 4th..."have you seen kathleen??" like, send ONE person to find kathleen while the rest of you THINK OF AN IDEA!! lol! i know how to run block and i'm not even in it :P

OOOO just remembered....DDR TOMORROW!! :D

hmmm a post a post a post...don't really have anything to post about...pancake breakfast went well...it was pretty fun!omg, i can't believe Jesse, Sam, and James found that locker so quickly!! they're insane!! poor everyone else who tried to find it...well, i did say you had to be fast!! or did i???

hmmm...can't remember!the rest of the day was relatively...interesting...i had fun at lunch time! i like that table...people are nice...but i feel so weird sitting there...it's like all white people! (lol, no offense) but i'm just used to sitting with eska, remily, jelly...we were the ethnic table...*sniff* why are there so few of us!??!?!

xfxlxuxixtx better let us have that DDR party...if we actually have to meet at 5:45...i think i might have to be arrested for murder...just maybe a double murder *smile*...

edit: read between the x's of the name to get it...i just don't wanna get caught...lol

HAPPY HAPPY HAPPY!! i'm SO HAPPY!! but you can't know why i'm happy...if you're a certain person you know why i'm happy. but no one else...not yet...unless a CERTAIN person screws up..and then i can tell WHOEVER! ooo...i'll even do it on this blog...hehehehehe see certain person, "upper hand advantage"...isn't it great!!

I LOOK LIKE BEYONCE!! i'm famous, i'm famous, i'm famous, famous, FAMOUS!! then again...i also look like Jack Osbourne which is REALLY scary...i should be scared shouldn't i?? and then there's everyone good again, Celine Dion, Rachel McAdams, Katie Holmes...except if I was Katie Holmes...i would NOT marry Tom Cruise. i think it's the fact that she dreamed about marrying him when she was a teenager and he was like...mid-twenties probably close to 30...and then you get a little older and he wants to marry you?? that's kinda gross...it's like me saying i want to marry Will Smith and then it happening....he's already ancient! nooo way...she's an insane freak, i feel badly for her.

oh my goodness! block is such a slacker class! like i always thought it...but now that i've experienced it first hand...you guys do nothing!! it's so sad! but you know what, i'd love that class like there was a "who's cursive is better" competition...it all started with jonathan...and he sucked! lol just kidding jonathan! (maybe). yeah but that's mostly what i did...made fun of jonathan..it was fun! and oh yeah...jonathan hates orprah 'cause she's black..pass it on!

so, i'm watching america's next top model and i was just thinking how i'd NEVER want to do something like that...why would i want to leave my family and try to make it as a model..like i'm not even making any money but i'm disgracing myself on national television...that's insane! but hey...if they wanna, it makes good t.v. for me!!

oh and just in case you're wondering...i'm feeling much happier! (if you have NO CLUE what i'm talking about...read my last post)

LOVE YOU GUYS!! (unless you're jonathan...you hate oprah...AND you're SO not invited to that DDR party!!)

*sigh* i've been thinking...why is it that when you actually want to be someones friend they're kind of with you but after a while it seems they couldn't care less? confusion is racking my mind! sometimes you just wanna talk...or actually all the times you talk the person never offers anything to the conversation except one word answers? sorry...can't deal with people like that. so, if you're reading this....i think it'd be better if we were acquaintances...easier on me because then i won't care much...i know, i know...but it's better than throwing myself into something 100% and reaping only 10%...like not fair...

ANYWAY...happier times....meh, can't think of one, too bummed....maybe later

okay, so i guess most people know that my friend recorded a cd yesterday (not by himself but with a singing group..he was keyboard/organ man). so i went to this recording and i was expecting the music to be okay and the singers to be off the chart...well, the singers sucked but the music was amazing!! and it made me proud because i knew all of the musicians, like we all talk and stuff...it was just crazy insane.

i kind of regret not going to the Lighthouse thing 'cause i heard how good it was, but i think i had a better time anyway :P TAKE THAT TARA, JO, ELENA, JELLY, REMI, EMILY, NATHAN, JOHN (there are mostly girls in jazz band, just noticed)...all of you...I HAD FUN WITHOUT YOU! and i know you guys missed me 'cause i'm just the greatest thing that ever happened to that jazz band! =)

you guys know i love you!!

i'm actually kinda pissed...here i was last night waiting to see the flood that was supposed to happen today...the road was pretty much dry except for one or two spots where the road sank, hence the water build up.
pfff last time i listen to my brother...you know i thought that if he heard something straight off the tv he couldn't screw up...BOY WAS I WRONG! i don't even think i saw 5 centimetres of rain...like i know it rained hard but i was expecting it to stay above ground so i could see it...is that all so wrong?

so parent teacher interviews were tonight and thankfully no one said anything extremely bad tonight. my dad comes home though and was like, "all your teachers think you can get above 90 if you just try!" like i want to try any harder...that's the whole point, slacking off, having fun! next semester is the time for trying; french and math and accounting...that'll be pretty intense, i know from now. but hey, what can you do...it's pretty hard to focus if you have beth, jo, nicole, other beth, emily, jelly, kendra and those people in your class...there's just so much to talk about!

and everyone knows i like it talk...that's why it's my favourite sport!

hey hey hey! it's wednesday...that's the middle of the week and already the week is beginning to look up..there was no jazz band today! YAY! i like it...but you know it gets a little tedious at times...there's jazz band tomorrow but i don't have to go 'cause i'm not going to that Lighthouse fundraiser (YAY!) instead i'm going to a concert, my friend's recording a cd and i'm SO proud of him! and then it's friday, which is great 'cause it's the last day of the week and that's awesome! but i'm tired, and i have band in the morning so i'm gonna go...

OH YEAH! and the 50 centimetres of rain prediction?!?!? I let you know if that actually comes true...not that you wouldn't notice or something...but still fifty centimetres?!?!?!? that's insane! that's like a ruler and 2/3rds...crazy!

so i'm sitting here in this waste of a class computer science and i'm not really doing anything so i thought...HEY why not post? so here we are...i actually really hate this class and i don't think it profits me to try to do anything...i don't think the people that make this a required course for me to get to university actually know what goes on in this class...java programming?? like really!! i don't know if it's the logic they want me to learn but me becoming an actuary doesn't need me to know how to move a robot across the computer screen using a program called "Dr. Java"!

but maybe i can focus on good things.....mmmm not right now...maybe later.